Comments on: I’m off to Norwescon.

By: Gorewolf

Gorewolf — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:54:46 +0000

Carrying around old keys incase you find an old door is possibly the best idea i have ever heard. Not just because i used to live in a 135 year old house that had internal doors with old locks (what i assuming were also 135 years or so) that had minds of their own. I wonder i still have those old keys around somewhere, i’ve moved but it doesnt seem like something i’d throw out…

By: Johann

Johann — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:07:24 +0000

I was flagged for a rock once, that I lost in my bag. It was in a midwest airport. The rock had safely gone on several other trips. I was happy they found it, not so happy I was flagged. The rock was a gift for a friend from Mainz.

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:19:44 +0000

I just remembered why I had the jar of cloves in my bag. It’s in case I was ever at a party and wanted to make a cloven fruit. I’ll let you look it up if you’re really curious….

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 16:56:42 +0000

I had the pleasure of hiking a 14,000 ft. mountain in Colorado a few years ago. The crowning moment of the entire trip was being greeted by a garden gnome who resides at the summit of Mr. Shavanoh. Gnomes truly do travel places, I suppose.Good luck with your signing!!Sarah (ShadowKorin)

By: Stefanie

Stefanie — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:24:12 +0000

To bo You could always fedex it to your katana to your family when you go to visit, the fedex it home when you return. Might cost you a bit but hey if it works. it worksLots of Luck and loveStefanie

By: Stefie

Stefie — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:17:43 +0000

Hahahahahahaha! rotfl! Yea I have never flown before but I hear you can get into trouble for the stupidest $h*t. I used to collect old keys too. But my mom found them on one of her spring cleaning benges (in late fall) and tossed them. You shold have taken the nome ya know said it was the Travle Nome from the comersials. I love that guy. And yea sure that is a back massager. I just don't want to know what all you massaged with it. As to the stars and caffine yea you would have gotten strip serched by some big harry man named buddie and he would have offered to strip with you. Well I hope you have fun and the con and if you get a recording of the radio interview post it so We all can hear.Lots of Luck and LoveStefi

By: Shawn C. Speakman

Shawn C. Speakman — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 22:19:05 +0000

Thank you for your help this weekend, Pat. It is much appreciated! I hope you had a great time at Norwescon—I could have went but decided to relax this weekend with your writing advice and my book.

By: Edward W. Robertson

Edward W. Robertson — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:49:01 +0000

This blog entry, along with The AV Club’s glowing review, is what convinced me to pick up your book. What a hilarious accumulation.

By: Becca

Becca — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:42:17 +0000

Hey, Good luck with your flight.I think its the trench coat that gives you the look of being criminal. Next time you should wear your Halloween costume from last year...no one would suspect a garden gnome of criminal activity.Good Luck.:Becca:.

By: Danny

Danny — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 15:56:14 +0000

No, but I get that a lot. If I didn’t live in Seattle I’d probably get it less.