Comments on: Today, I suck at life….

By: Al

Al — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:48:01 +0000

My landlady bought the Nancy Pearl action figure for me for Christmas this past year. It’s absolutely hysterical.

By: symathyfromthecrowd

symathyfromthecrowd — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:20:58 +0000

Pat, Terrible days only pave a path for better ones. Being a student in this class that has seemed to cause you such frustration on this particular day; and even more specifically, this student who you feel that you may have offended… NO FEAR! This may come as a surprise but I feel that the comment that you made may have actually woken up the 89.9% of grade mooching bitches in there! (And I took no offense, actually laughed about it later with my group) And by the way, the whole marker scenario was hilarious. It’s nice to see your teacher fuck up and have a bad day and a brutal story to tell about a grueling battle with a copy machine (at least you didn’t lose any limbs). We’re all human, good day or bad.

By: Krighton

Krighton — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:03:01 +0000

if you really want to launch up to the top of the Amazon ladder, make friends with Oprah and become one of her Book of the Month toadies. Oh, and if she ever invites you on her show to apologize for anything, don’t show up.

By: Sandkeeper

Sandkeeper — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:48:54 +0000

You got 2 embarassingly good reviews, your book is selling well, a legion of devoted fans anxiously waiting your next book with baited breath, and you still have your good health. Those sound like things worth remembering.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:28:10 +0000

You should follow my code and you’ll never have a bad day:I expect everyday to be shitso when i only a slightly shitty day its considered a happy day.

By: Oran Velcyter

Oran Velcyter — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:18:55 +0000

This is because you haven’t been gaming. The powers that be are displeased with you.

By: King Sheep

King Sheep — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:13:13 +0000

Kudos for taking the brunt of the blame on your soft and hairy shoulders. A lesser man may have blamed life for sucking rather than themselves for sucking at it.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:20:26 +0000

Hi Pat, If its any help, we in the UK can enjoy the Conchordes on BBC Four (Digital channels) every Wednesday. So thats a cheerful factor now.Other than that, perhaps now that youre a “rich” author, you might want to buy your own personal photocopier to use at home. LOL

By: Ken Swails

Ken Swails — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 13:12:32 +0000

Is it really a bad day if you enlighten those around you? Isn't that the point of life? So, by sharing your pain on this blog, you have actually turned a bad event into a happy occassion. Sure, we are all amusing ourselves at your expense. Sure, your pain equals our entertainment. Sure, we're a bunch of parasites.But really... all of us are now smiling, if only on the inside. Sharing your bad day has managed to make many people smile for a minute. And if you make people smile, then that equates to a good day in my book.....Now get back out there and experience more awkward, frustrating moments you can share with the world. :)

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:52:03 +0000

Also, I have a crappy-quality printout of the cover of NOTW taped to my dorm room door. Right next to Joss Whedon, Marion Zimmer Bradley, and Rufus Wainwright.