Comments on: Goddamn Blogger….

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 May 2008 00:49:17 +0000

Man, I would love to hear the variations on the Grey Hulk’s rage-filled vocalization….

By: marky

marky — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:15:59 +0000

Lucifer’s tit!! What a day! Pat. I’ll see your grey hulk and raise you a sun burned, covered in wasps, lost in the woman’s lingerie section hulk!I’m off to Dublin for a gig at the weekend and being lazier than a wet rug I decided to dig out my passport last night. Not my best move as it had expired in March. To cut a long and form filling story short I managed to get an emergency same day passport for the ungodly sum of £114. I spent a further £4 on those slices of death we call passport photo’s (I really hope I look better in my coffin than I do on those b@stards), only to find that due to my haste to make the early morning appointment my nose had been running. It then solidified on my beard in the warmth of passport central. I then proceeded to get some photo’s, not noticing the offending bogy because I was concentrating on getting my head in the on screen oval. Needless to say it was either use the snotter photo or shell out for a new set. Shell out I did. This was hard, being Scottish and all. Up to the desk I went. New photo’s in tow. I was then informed that my head was to close to the camera. Twating oval!…….I handed over the snot photo. £122 to get the piss ripped outa me all over the world for the next ten years. Moral of the story. If you’re ever stopped at customs, strip searched, Anal probed and generally humiliated, go through the whole process with a smile because you’re not the tool there all talking about at there Christmas night out. THE SWINES!!

By: Brian Igelchen

Brian Igelchen — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:20:02 +0000

This is what happens when a zenmaster runs out of zen :D

By: Whittney

Whittney — Thu, 22 May 2008 07:11:10 +0000

Oh, Pat... Maybe Ambrose bought Blogger? He's come out of fiction to secretly wage his super-filthy-rich-stinky sort of war on you for telling us how much of a jackass he is. Just finished rereading NOTW... Pat, I am in wow of the depth of your awesomeness. Or maybe in awe of the state of your wowness. I'm not sure. So many unanswered questions for the next books, so much anticipation, so many little phrases and perfect wordings that made me giggle in fangirlish delight... it's beautiful and lovely and wonderful and indescribable. You're the staple-bomb, Pat. Seriously. Blogger will bow to you, because it cannot stand up against your wicked-awesomeness.

By: Kisaoda

Kisaoda — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:47:34 +0000

Pat SMAAAASH!…but really, that’s all I can think of.

By: Incubus Jax

Incubus Jax — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:41:08 +0000

Not particularly. They could get the audio book. Or maybe the Grey Hulk to read it to them every night before bed.Grey Hulk like book!On an aside, today was a friend of mine's birthday, so I got him a copy of <>The Name of the Wind<>, and then we sat at <>Den-wa's<> (Denny's) and talked about how awesome it was (He hasn't read it yet) and now <><>I<><> have to stop reading <>The Last Wish<> because I got so pumped about his present that now I have to re-read it!!!Damn you Patrick Rothfuss, <>Damn You!!!<>.Heh. So great.

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:53:10 +0000

Kip, No worries. It was a clever design, but.... well.... As Marky said up above, it's hard enough for me to get through airport security as it is. Plus, all I need is for one of my enthusiastic fans to blow his hands off tinkering. They'll need those hands, you know, for turning the pages of Wise Man's Fear.

By: Kip, the omnipotent

Kip, the omnipotent — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:30:12 +0000

Heh, sorry about the bomb post, you didn't really want me to descibe it I guess. Sorry Pat, or whomever deleted it. I'll just say it can be made, and it's simple.Heh, the word Verification says "mx sxy"

By: Incubus Jax

Incubus Jax — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:05:49 +0000

Ah, I'm almost <>amusing<>. Sweet. I've never been anything but annoying in the past.Thanks, Amanda, you're a swell gal. Actually I was thinking of moving my blog exclusively to Pat's comments section of his posts. It's just easier, plus more traffic. Is there some kind of geek word for a blog nested inside a blog? Would it be a nested blog? A Comment blog, or Clog?<>Almost<> interesting. ;)

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:43:12 +0000

I would have to say that reading these comments (especially the ones from Kip, Matt and Incubus Jax) was almost as amusing as the post itself was terrifying.And the post was extremely terrifying.Although I AM intrigued by the stapler bomb...