Well, it took a little doing, but at this point we’ve got 99.9% of the raffle prizes packaged up and in the mail.
Valerie did most of the packing and mailing, with solid assistance from a few others including Sarah and Oot. Though really, I don’t know if what Oot does can be considered assistance. Personally, I think he’s the weak member of the team. But Sarah and Valerie place great stock in cuteness, cooing, and the desire to bounce up and down while being held.
I don’t doubt that some of the books have already started arriving at the winners’ houses. If you’d like to send in a picture of you loving you cool new books, feel free to mail them to: paperback.contest [squiggly atsign thinger] gmail.com.
I helped with some of the packaging, but Valerie has perfectionist tendencies, and I tend to be a hardline proponent of function over form. After one particularly ugly wrapping job, I was told that my time would perhaps be better spent doing something else, like bouncing little Oot.
Personally, I thought the package was a marvel of engineering. Nigh-indestructible, in fact.

Sure it’s ugly, but it gets the job done. (I’m talking about the package.)
Anyway, the upshot is that the girl members of Team Elodin did most of the post-fundraiser sorting and shipping. Which is nice, as it freed me up to concentrate on the book.
And yes, I’ll be posting up news about that soon, so y’all can stop asking.
And no, there isn’t a publication date yet, so y’all can stop asking about that too.
I mean seriously. If the book had a solid pub date, don’t you think I’d mention it? Do you think I’d sit here at home, rubbing my hands together and chortling: “Yes! If I withhold this information another week, I’m sure to get another 100 e-mails asking me about the book!”
Yup. That’s exactly what I’d do. Because obviously I am some sort of alien life form that lives on snarky fanmail and bitchy blog comments. Since I became stranded on your strange world years ago, they have been my only means of sustenance.
That’s really the only explanation that makes any sense… Unless, of course, the reason I haven’t posted up any news is simply because there *isn’t* any news.
Now that I *do* have some news, I’ll write a post about it. It’s that simple. These things don’t happen faster because you ask for them, you realize. Quite the opposite, in fact.
So, if you care about that sort of thing, stay tuned. I’m planning on titling the post: “Why I Don’t Talk About Book Two.”
Oddly enough though, I *will* be talking about book two in that particular blog. Go figure.
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105 Comments
Dude, you need to chill out with all that waiting! The man will post that "post" when he's damn well ready.
*eyeroll*
I would LOVE to receive a package you've done, even if I have the same perfecionist tendencies as Valerie.
Nothing against those fundraise posts, they were also very fun to read. I enjoyed the interviews pretty much.
Good luck with your fans, it's not as simple as they think to write something GOOD (not just another fantasy book). I'll be waiting for news, hopefully.
Sorry if my english is not that good.
PS: Oot is getting so big!
Umm… there's 101 comments so i doubt you'll read this but i looked at that picture of Kvothe and wow, its actually kind of creeping me out. Seriously i look at it like every day, makes me feel like its cursed (with the new movie of Dorian Gray comming out and stuff) *shiver*.
(ahh don't you just love those word verification boxes? they come up with the most fascinating words sometimes)
I think it's absolutely fantastic, and I'm very happy to announce some very exciting news, about buying cheap Jordan shoes.