Hey there everybody, long time no see.
Do you know that feeling happens when you wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, excited to get some solid work done?
So you get up, take your meds, and decide to start your day by wrapping up some small projects. Get a nice clean slate. Clear your desk so you can focus on getting the really important stuff done.
But when you open up your e-mail, you realize that first you need to catch up on e-mail. Because when you look up from the bottom of your inbox it’s such a deep hole that all you can see is a faint a circle of light like they talk about in The Ring.
So you’re doing e-mail, clearing out the chaff, making progress, apologizing to the folks you’ve meant to reply to for months. Then someone texts you with a quick question looking for clarification about a contract, and then someone *else* pings you on Signal asking if you want to be on a panel at a convention. Then you have a skype call so you can do some art direction about the illustrations for the upcoming French edition of your book…
(Yes. Seriously. Art by the Amazing Marc Simonetti.)
So you get that about 73% finished before you have to jump into a meeting about who is going to be your literary executor just in case you get hit by a bus the next time you go out for coffee, and it’s an important meeting, but it’s really complicated, and you don’t *quite* get it finished before you have to have a conference call about copyrighting certain parts of your IP…
Then, eventually, you realize it’s 11:00 at night, and despite spending your whole day doing things, you feel like you haven’t gotten anything done.
If you *don’t* know what that’s like. I’m delighted for you. But that pattern has been my default for… like… a really long time.
None of you will be shocked to hear that I am not a natural organizer. Sure I make lists. I make lots of lists. Then eventually I have to find and organize the lists that were meant to keep me organized in the first place. So I make a list of the lists I need to organize.
As a friend of mine very correctly said recently: I am a chaos generator.
So. We here at Rothco are finally biting the bullet and hiring a business manager. Or rather, we’ve been going through the laborious process of figuring out what exactly we want/need from a business manager. In order to do this, we’ve been creating some sort of arcane document called a… Jorb Listing?
Surprising no-one, even this step of the process has been a bit… chaotic. As shown by this screencap of an early draft of the google doc:
(Please help me.)
In a nutshell, I need someone to help manage my… everything. Someone with experience and training to help my team handle the day-to-day business of things so I can focus on doing the things that only *I* can do. Like write books and spend time with my kids.
I’ve been deliberating for a long time as to whether or not to mention this job on the blog.
On one hand, I want to get the word out. I want as many applicants as possible, because I want to find someone *amazing* for this job. (Also because I don’t want to have to go through the time-consuming and excruciating process of doing a second job search later.)
And, truth be told, y’all are pretty amazing, so it only makes sense that I’d like to open the door for you to apply. What’s more, I’m guessing a lot of you know some amazing people that you might want to mention this job to. Being a fan isn’t a requirement for this job, so if y’all know any great organizers/managers with experience who are either looking for a job, or looking to change jobs…
(My expectations are super reasonable.)
But here’s the problem, posting the job here might lead to some real hassle. It takes a long time to go through applications, and if we get 300 people applying just for shits and giggles, it’s going to waste a *ton* of time. And time is in short supply here.
So here’s the thing. I vouched for you. I told my team that y’all are cool. I’ve reassured them that even though some of you might be tempted to throw in a joke application, you wouldn’t actually do that. Because yeah, sure, one joke application might be funny. But 200 of them will waste a week of my team’s time, and make it *harder* for me to actually find the person I’m looking for.
So here it goes:
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- Elodin Enterprises Seeks Full-Time Business Manager:
Elodin Enterprises is a Stevens Point-based company that works with the intellectual property, licensing, and merchandising for the author Patrick Rothfuss. In addition to this, we collaborate closely with Worldbuilders, the non-profit founded by Pat. We are looking for a business manager who will be able to plan and lead varied projects, manage employees, act as liaison and coordinator, and generally ensure everything Elodin Enterprises works consistently, efficiently and smoothly.
We are looking for a business manager to plan and lead varied projects, streamline workflow, and facilitate a workspace where Pat is able to pursue his creative work productively. Our long-term goal is to separate the creative elements of Elodin Enterprises from day-to-day operations.
We’re looking for a leader who can manage initiatives on time, oversee employees to ensure that they are functioning at optimum levels, and provide an efficient, flexible structure around which our ideas and people can continue to grow.
Our ideal candidate is a talented individual who is self-motivated and committed to making the world a better place. This position will involve a high level of communication, organization, planning, and problem-solving. As someone in a high-level position in the organization, you would also be responsible for supporting a positive work environment.
Key Responsibilities:
- Project oversight and management
- Oversight and management of employees
- Setting and completing productive business goals
- Ensure long term financial stability
- Understand, develop, and operate within our brand
Required Skills
- Very skilled with Google Apps (Calendar, Drive, Gmail, Groups, etc)
- Meticulous and detail oriented
- Critical thinker who makes good, informed, and ethical decisions
- Extremely good at writing and email communication
- Task driven and able to work independently
- Extraordinarily organized
- Fast learner at new programs and processes
- Maintaining complete and accurate files
- Working with company accountants
- Managing a small team of full-time employees
- Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation
Helpful, but not required experience:
- Familiarity with Android phones
- OBS and other streaming software
- Discord, Slack, Skype, and other communications software
- Contract reading and negotiation
- Familiarity with Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Office
- Property/Facilities Management
- Product development
The position will require the ability to oversee many projects simultaneously, maintaining timelines and deadlines for all of them, while ensuring that the rest of the team is doing the same. As a small organization, we may ask that you pitch in as odds-and-ends tasks come up.
This position is full-time and is based in Stevens Point, Wisconsin. Pay will be commensurate with experience. Position includes health care benefits, vacation and holiday time off.
Elodin Enterprises is an equal opportunity employer.
To apply for this position, please submit a cover letter and resume to jobs(@)patrothfuss.com.
Deadline for application is July 25th.
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Okay folks. I’m trusting you. Please share this around with anyone you think might be legitimately interested and qualified.
I’m also trusting you *not* to apply just because you hate your current job and were totally an assistant manager at a Pizza Hut that one summer.
On the other hand, if you’d like to apply for OTHER jobs in the comments below, I’d love to see what you have to offer Rothco. Think you’d be a great minion? List your unique skills below. Want to be my Dolphin wrangler? Food taster? Court Jester? Lovely. I’m eager to see what qualifications you bring to the table.
Just make sure to do it in the comments below, not in the e-mail above.
Share and enjoy,
pat